As I was watching the primary result from Alabama and Mississippi last night, it reminded me of a funny incident that I saw long time ago at the US Open when John McEnroe was playing a match against Ramesh Krishnan from India.
Ramesh Krishnan was an excellent finesse player but did not have a powerful serve that McEnroe was used to returning. McEnroe was really struggling against Krishnan and lost the first set. During the second set, McEnroe’s woes continued as he was still having difficulty returning Krishnan’s slice serve. McEnroe had enough and lets out a big yell like a maniac:
“EVEN MY GRANDMOTHER CAN SERVE FASTER THAN HIM, AND I STILL CAN’T RETURN IT.”
McEnroe did gather himself afterwards to win the match and advance to the next round.
The time has come for Mitt Romney to do the same with the following yell I have crafted for him:
“THESE GUYS CAN’T EVEN GET ON A BALLOT IN SOME STATES, AND I STILL CAN’T PUT THEM AWAY.”
After that he will gather himself, win and advance to face off against Obama. Unfortunately Mitt Romney is not John McEnroe, so we are in for a 5-set match and who knows how this will end.